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اس ام اس جدید

   نوشته شده توسط: دانیال مدیر بخش اس ام اس    نوع مطلب :اس ام اس طنز (جوک) ،

اس ام اس جدید

گاهی وقتا زندگی تمام حواسشو جمع میکنه ت

  ببینه تو چی دوست داری،تا درست همونو ازت بگیره...!!! مواظب باش نفهمه کی رو دوست داری


 

1- فرق است بین دوست داشتن و داشتن دوست، دوست داشتن امری لحظه ایی است،اما داشتن دوست استمرار لحظه های دوست داشتن است



2- عشقت به دلم اگر بتابد چه کنم،مهرت به سرایه من بخوابد چه کنم، یک دم به سؤال من جوابی بده دوست،روزی که دلم تو را بخواهد چه کنم..

3- عشق یعنی کوچک کردن دنیا به اندازه ی یک نفر و بزرگ کردنه یک نفر به اندازه ی دنیا!


4- به <@> من تو < ) ) )><.......نفهمیدی؟میگم به چشمه من تو ماهی ! 

5- بعزی دوستیها مثله قصه نوحه ، (بعضیا از ترس توفان میآن پیشت ) .بعضی دوستیها مثله قصه ی ابراهیمه ( باید همه چیزتو قربانی کنی ) . بعضی دوستیها مثله قصیه مسیحه ( آخرش به صلیب میکشنت )اما بیشتره دوستیها مثله قصیه موساست ، ( یه کم که دور میشی یه گوساله جاتو میگیره )



6- اگر گل بودم تقدیمه وجودت میشدم، اگر تار بودم آهنگه دوست داشتن را مینوختم، اگر باران بودم آنقدر میباریدم تا غمهایت را بشویم. دریغا که نه گلم،نه تارم و نه بارانم. ولی هرچه باشم و هر کجا باشم، به یادتم.



7- "دوستی" قطره اشكیست كه درمعبد*عشق* هركجایش بچكد 'مهرووفا'میروید.



8-<=========<<<این تیرجومونگه.بخوره توقلب اونایی كه دوستت ندارند


9- ده تن آجر فداى زیربناى وجودت!

10-- ---------<@---------<@---------<@---------<@این4 شاخه گله رز تقدیم بتو با عشق،حالا اگه دوسم داری گوشیتو بزار تو آب تا گلم پژمرده نشن


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